Total Medals Earned: 3,038 (From 590 different games.) Total Medal Score: 44,260 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 9/10 (355/455 points)
Beat the first wave
Beat the first Boss
Beat the second Boss
Beat the third boss
Purchase the Dual Uzis in the store.
Beat the fourth boss
Beat the fifth boss
Purchase the Dual Magnum gun in the store
Buy the Dual Miniguns in the store
Beat the sixth and final boss
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 3/10 (60/325 points)
Kill 10 little zombies.
Survive 5 days.
Kill 50 zombies in one game.
Kill a zombie in the menu.
Click the Newgrounds-logo to visit Newgrounds.
Jump 10 times.
Buy the minigun.
Survive all 10 days.
Survive until day 5 without buying a weapon from the shop.
Buy all weapons from the shop.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (75/490 points)
Die
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
100% headshots in a level
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Unlock the chainsaw
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30
Medals Earned: 4/26 (20/500 points)
Play with your dog
Craft your first potion
Burn Duro to get his ship
Pick your first ingredient
Complete Aeryl
Drink poison
Scale Mount Ulahard
Complete Elaris
Annoy the portly man in the shower
Complete Meztla
Complete Potal
Complete Rhisla
Complete Ro'gor
Complete the race across the border
Collect a health upgrade
Collect 100 ingredients
Complete Lynaii
Complete the race without firing
Enter the locked temple on Meztla
Defeat X'o'chthu
Craft all potions
Don't get shot on the Potal battlefield
Visit the developers
Drink all potions at once
Collect all health upgrades
Defeat X'o'chthu using Freeze potions only
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Got your freedom.
Found Dave
Found Monoko
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits